Yaarr, what do you mean, witch hat? It be a pirate hat!
If I pretend not to see you, will you go away?
Stay away from me, crazy human! Get that thing off of me!
The pattern is the available here, thanks to another person who enjoys some light kitty torture as much as I do. Next I will knit Sebbie a sweater. Oh yes, I’m very thankful for locking doors.